Oh Yeah

I woke up today at about 8:02AM. At first I didn't think anything unusual of it - I've been waking up around 8 every weekday since I've gotten back to school and your body gets in a pattern of waking you up on time after a little while. But as I was trying to go back to sleep, I started to hear a girl's voice saying, "Oh yeah... oh yeah! oh yeah..!" I suppose it's hard to say it in writing, but it was clearly the type of "Oh yeah" a girl would say while she was having (apparently very enjoyable) sex.

The only thing was that I had no idea where it was coming from. The guy next to me has a single, but the voice sounded like it was coming from close to my door, and I know that's not where his bed is. There's no way it was Jason or Mark, on the other side of me. It definitely wasn't Bobby or Dan, across the hall, and I doubt it was the kids in the room to the north of them. So I have no idea where the hell it could have come from. Perhaps upstairs, but it definitely sounded like it was on my floor.

Oh, yeah, the other thing was that it was 8AM. What college kid has sex at 8AM? Weirdos.

Peace out.