Most Bizarre I Have Ever Seen

On Friday night, we were staying at Francis Bunnell High School because Penn State Indoor was practicing there. Trumbull High School, where we were competing, was about twenty minutes away.

Anyhow, the night that we showed up, some other high school was rehearsing in the same school as us - we had the small gym and they had the regular basketball gym. We all had to shower in the boys' locker room, which was right near their gym. I went to get ready for bed at something like 11:30. I looked for sinks but I couldn't find any good ones, just a gazebo-type thing that had three tiny jets of water coming out of three places by motion-sensor activation, which sucked for brushing your teeth and washing your mouth. There were TONS of lockers to my right, way more than GV. To the back on the left were the showers.

There were maybe six showers. Together they occupied a hexagon, with each of the six triangles of the hexagon having a curtain to surround it, something along those lines. I never shower at drumline, but one of the PSU guys was showering (I believe it was Dennis, a tenor player). There were also a number of guys from the other high school showering. At one point one of them said something along the lines of "Oh, wait, I have to go get my shampoo!" and ran out of the shower, probably naked, though I wasn't really looking. I was getting changed at this point.

A half minute later or so, he came running back past me. I wasn't really looking, but out of the corner of my eye, for a split second, I saw that he was wearing an enormous red strap-on penis. I had no idea what the hell was going on. I think there was another kid running with him but I wasn't sure. He ran into the showers. I should say, this thing was probably like 18" long, and just fire-engine red everywhere. I wondered if he harassed the guy from PSU - I don't think he did. But other kids were screaming, asking what the hell was going on.

It really was one of the most bizarre things I have ever seen.

Peace out.