We were at Fourth Meal tonight and Dan R shared a great story with us.
D: "Once, I slit a girl's wrist in school with a pair of scissors."
Table: "!! Why?"
D: "Because she was a b****"
Table: [Lots of laughter] How did that possibly happen?
D: She was my lab partner and I hated her and we were just fighting and it got to the point that I was holding her hands in place and had a scissor blade to it and she said, "Do it, I dare you, you don't have the balls," and then I just did it and was like, "F*** you, yes I do!"
Table: [Incredulation]
D: Well, and the teacher was like twelve months pregnant, so she didn't care about ANYTHING. Kids would get changed for sports teams in the back of the room and she would just be like, "Oh, come on, guys..." And so when I did this, she didn't care at all, she was just like, "Dan, come on, clean it up." It kinda helped that she basically thought the girl had it coming.
I don't think I could ever imagine something quite like this happening at GV. Although kind of messed up, we laughed a ton during this story. He told it well.
Peace out.
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I was imagining it happening in Doc's room, but with Mrs. Blair as oversight. :(
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