A Goon's Summary of Ayn Rand

Since you haven't read the books, let me summarize:

Evil non-WASP liberals with spooky names: we're outlawing money because we're terrible straw men.

Sexy Elite WASPs with heroic names like Max Powers and Jon Thor: BUT WE DESERVE TO HAVE ALL THE MONEY BECAUSE WE ARE SPECIAL!

Liberals: No. No money for you. We're going to melt your mansion down and feed it to the homeless.

WASP: BUT I WANT MONEY!

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part 3 is just going to be a 3 hour long scene where a guy reads Galt's speech over a post-apocalyptic soundtrack

And a boxing glove attached to a spring-loaded mechanical arm punches you repeatedly in the balls while sitting in your theater seat.

Peace out.